What is $TAXE?
A meme coin with a criminally good vibe.
Hide your gains.
Pretend it's art.
How to Buy
1
Get a Solana wallet
2
Add SOL
3
Buy $TAXE
The Origin of $TAXE
It began, like most great crimes, with an Excel sheet and a lack of adult supervision.
Our founder stared at his tax bill, sipped a cocktail, and thought:
"What if... we just didn't?"
One VPN and a beach flight later, $TAXE was born.
A coin for dreamers, schemers, and anyone who's ever Googled 'tax loopholes that are technically legal.'
Art Gallery
Art Laundering Chamber
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